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Ladies - If you accidentally
over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant
"fix-me-up."
Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish
while you are cooking, that's too
damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and
you
will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub
it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it
with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream
out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up,
eating it
anyway.
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the
potatoes.
Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato
mix and keep it in the pantry for up
to a year.
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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
use a bit of
the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside
of
the cake.
Real Woman - Go to the bakery -
they'll even decorate it for you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking
to yield
a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Woman - Sara Lee frozen pie
directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing
gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Woman - Go ask the very cute
neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Woman - Leftover wine??
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will
be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!
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